Okay, things I hate about Twilight:
The writing. It was okay. Better than me, I admit. But seriously? She wrote that part about the snowflakes, which i thought was fantastic, and then for the rest of the series it was like, I slipped on ice. I think i love him even though he'll kill me. I STILL love him. I love him. STIIIIIIIIL loving him. STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL loving him. the rock. the one with no personality.
Robert Pattinson? Ummmm.... WHAT THE ........
The movie in general. What crap.
And this:
Fangirl: *Fangirl swoon* OHmigawed, i so lahve twilight. edward is so hot!!
Me: -_-
Fangirl: And he totally sparrrrklezzzzz (Valley girl accent, of course)
Me: Did you even read the book? -_-
Fangirl: Noooo, but I know he's hawt because he's rob pattinson.
Me: *Shoots fangirl* -_-
BUT: GOOD NEWS!!!!! I found Anne Rice and she is now my hero. She has saved me from a painful fangirl death by trampling after I finally lose it and actually say the forbidden words out loud.... TWILIGHT SUCKS, PEOPLE. My friends and I are seriously afraid to say it in public. i'm sorry, but I hate it. Anne Rice, however, writes about traditional victorian vampires, the ACTUAL vampires. Or, how it's really supposed to be, vampyres. Anne Rice hath saved my soul.
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