Hey, that sounded kind of like that Shel Silverstein poem!!! Anyways, that's what I am. I'm in a difficult point in the plot of my main story here, and so I'm taking a break. It's craziness, and I have a ginormous headache. This typing is even ringing in my ears. GOD! it's HORRIBLE. And to add right on to it, my little sister is experimenting with ring tones on her pretend cell phone. It's sort of pretend, it's real and everything, but it's disconnected. You can't call or text or anything, except for 911. I don't know why they left even THAT on, my mom got a new phone. It's like, 'Hey! We're going to a restaurant. I'm taking my working and my non-working phone with me, just in case one runs out of batteries and then a suicide bomber walks in and threatens everybody!!! See you when i get home!'
Yeah, NO.
We rented Mario Kart for the Wii (Remember we got one for Christmas???) and we're thinking of getting it. That's what we're going to do before we buy any games, rent them to try them out, because they're so darn EXPENSIVE! How about a break once in a while, huh, you economy idiots???
I'm sitting here being bored and eating pretzels, and I have now decided to tell you all abou my day in detail. Like in a book.
I woke up early in the morning, and I fell straight back asleep and woke up again ten minutes later. The my mom got all mad because she thought I was gonna miss my bus (Even though I so totally never, ever do. I once got ready within five minutes, including eating and brushing hair and everything, and I had spare time to wait and freeze my butt off. That's how awesome I am at that. so she gets pissed like, every DAY bcuz she just doesn't GET IT. You would think a mother would understand by now, but no). Anyway, I got on the bus and practically fell asleep bcuz my seatmate and BFF for life Mia wasn't in the mood for talking. Neither of us are, any morning. In the afternoon, however, oh boy.
We got to school and I went to my locker and I messed up andhad to do it again. The second time, however, I got it, and almost hit Colin in the head with the door because I had to jerk it open real hard. Colin's locker is next to mine, then Pence's. Darn Colin. He's the only thing ever seperating us. Once, Mr. LA teacher (I will not emntion teacher names for certain reasons) almost (ALMOST) sat us together, then put stupid Colin right between us. So not cool. But we changed real wuick becuz everybody was misbehaving with the seats he's assigned them. So now Colin's up fron and left, I'm back and right, and Emily's middle and left. All screwed up and completely different, but oh well. Watcha gonna do?
I went to band then, and I got my clarinet out and everything (Dont you DARE say I'm a nerd, bcuz MY band is AWESOME. You wouldn't understand unless you had inside experience, sorry) and then I realized I forgot my music, so then I went back and got it, whihc annoyed me, and the announcements came on and my principal talked about how we did a great job over the weekend, yadda yadda yadda, then he mentoined all of our names and the order we were in, except he FORGOT MY HONORS, whihc made me mad bcuz now all anybody thinks about me is that I got freakin FOURTH PLACE, when i actually got BEST OUT OF 17 SCHOOLS on the third round.
NOT. COOL.
Then I was, of course, late for band. That doesn't really matter to Mr. Conductor, though, as long as you SHOW UP and you have your stupid instrument, you're fine. It's like gym class really. You change, you get an A. Simple as that, only in band you have to do work. In gym, you have to slowly and painfully commit suicide, except just before the death point the bell rings and you can climb down the stairs of the tall building instead of jumping. So anyway, in band, the songs are pretty awesome this year, but today i couldn't play very well, which was emabrassing, bcuz my reed was broken, which sucked pretty badly. At least 2day we didn't have 2 do a solo. Not like in choir. I have to sing a solo as a test in choir tomorrow. Ugh.
God, my hands are freezing!
Then came science, which was dull bcuz all we did was a stupid worksheet. I talked a lot, though, which made it more fun. Unlike some people, I can double task at school. I can talk AND do a worksheet. AT THE SAME TIME. am i amazing or what?
don't answer that.
Then came hell.
except today, all we had to do was answer review questions about area and circumference and stuff, and then she gave us a challenge problem which nobody had to finish becuz just then the bell rang, and it was time for world history which was a little bit freaky bcuz we watched a really weird video I'd rather not think about now....or ever.
Then thank the lord came lunch. That's always when im starving to death and I listen to other people talk while I shove my face. Don't I just sound like the perfect lady when I say that? But truly, even though I don't have the world's best table manners, far from it in fact, they;re not THAT bad........
and that's where I had to stop that day (Two days ago) because the older sister had 2 do homework on the computer, and i never got a chance to finish.
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