ParANorMaL ActiVIty

Well, if you're in the mood for a good comedy you could probably check out Paranormal. I honestly laughed more than I shouted, or even held my breath. It was the stupidest movie I have ever seen, and all hyped up. Seriously, I wanted something better for my first R-rated-in-the-theater movie. Yes, I've seen R rated before, just not at the actual theater. It didn't have to leave me breathless, I just wanted a good horror movie. But no, I got slamming doors, footprints, and a missing girl.
Basically the movie is a girlfriend who's bee haunted since she was eight, but it's never been as bad as now, when she moved in with her boyfriend, who was y favorite character out of the FOUR in the ENTIRE MOVIE. There was them, then there was the sister, who appeared for a total of about three and a half minutes, I'm guessing. Then the doctor, who had about a twenty minute segment, then came back two days later and as soon as he walked in, he said, "This ghost doesn't like me here.I can't help you. I'm leaving."
Well, OBVIOUSLY he said a little more than that, but that's basically what he meant. The evil demonic spirit is being mean to me, I'm going home. Have fun getting killed.
Then they spread powder over the floor and found footsteps, which i admit was a pretty good hair-raiser. For a minute or two. Then we found a half-burned picture in the attic. Okaaaayyy.... now what? The Ouija board caught on fire, which was pretty cool. Then it went out and they found out that it had happened before. The idiot boyfriend, who I liked because he was funny, provoked the thing and it dragged his girlfriend down the hall as she slept. She was screaming her head off and the entire theater just erupted into laughter. There were a few more slammng doors and apparently something bit her. Then she got all stalkerish and got out of bed like a zombie and stared at her sleeping boyfriend for an hour, which was fast-forwarded until she moved again. Then she went downstairs. And she SCREAMED. The loudest movie scream I'd ever heard in my life. And the boyfriend woke up and went downstairs to help her.
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MOVIE SPOILER AHEAD so the boyfriend went downstairs and HE started screaming. The door banged open and you see his back fly into the camera lens. Then he's just lying sill on the floor. His girlfriend is in the doorway covered in blood, whose I don't know, she gets on her knees and stares at him. By then I was ready to leave so i didn't see the end, but apparently she lunged at the camera. I thought she ate it, I saw her staring at it, and then she got closer and someone (Gullible, i guess) screamed. But then the screen went blank. we found out then that the dude died and the girl was missing and they never found her. The END.
"That's it?" My Aunt Kathy said, loud enough for everyone to hear. "That's the end? that's bullshit."
And the entire theater laughed. On our way out everyone was trying to convince the people in line for the same show to RUN FOR THEIR LIVES. What a waste.
Those movie people are probably so cocky, laughing at us right now.
"Hahahaaaa, look at all the suckers going in to see our crap!! We paid fifty thousand dollars to slam six different doors by remote control and now we're RIIICHHH!!!"

Yeah.
That's fantastic for them.
I'm gonna see The Invention of Lying. I don't know who the guy is, but he's a comedic genius. Don't believe me?; see Ghost Town.