Friday, May 29, 2009

Bride Wars rvw

Rickie Coo the doctor of dance is definitely the best part of the entire movie. I wish it had been longer than fifty seconds. SOOOOOO funny. The msuic, the screaming. Classic nutcase. So funny. The rest of the comedy was just little-smile style. Not full-blown laugh attacks. I like the idea of making Liv too fat to fit into her Vera Wang. That was good. And the Emma's pregnant rumor. That was awesome. Really.

"You don't alter Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera." That was...wow. But I bet people actually do that, too. LOL. Emaa's trying 2 make her fat w/ the international butter club. The blue hair and the orange skin...... wow. Kind of extreme. Love the super-spy "Hope You Survive" music while Liv's changing the tan spray is awesome!!! Emma's disguise in the beauty parlor? Pathetic. Then again, so was Liv's. Altogether predictable, the ending was. Everything was, though. Excet for the strip club..... THAT was unexpected. The whole thing. And the video of Emma @ spring break to replace the video montage was VICOUS. It was great.

Awesome dancing at the strip place. Too scary, seeing Anne Hathway doing that stuff. The spy movie watchamacallitIcan'trememberthetitle was the closest I got to Hathway & sex. Oh, and Passengers. That was extreme. She's a good thrilller movie actress, even though the whole plot of Passengers sucked. SPOILER ALERT:::


THEY ALL DIED? WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT???

Psh. My friends are shocked that I'm still blogging after fifty minutes. But I've already seen this movie and it's one of those movies that you can't watch twice bcuz the second time is totally BORING. It'sone of those, which sucks because I'm running out of comments for you.

"Tall hot smurf." THAT was brilliant. It would be exhausting to have a friend like Liv. I mean, really. I thought I had one, but I just realized how lucky I am for her to be waaaay more mellow than Liv. Wow, I have n idea howKate Hudson got through that. I would be cracking up through every scene and would probably be fired on the spot.

SHE IS SUCH A MORON. WHY WOULD YOU TELL A STORY TO YOUR FIANCE ABOUT DANCING AT A STRIP CLUB???? Wow, that's... wow.
I thought that part was sad, how Emma was running with her iPod, which she never did so Liv thought she was ignoring her when she called from behind her. And then Emma called her office but there was construction and they weren't sure who she was because it was so loud so Emma thought Liv was avoiding her. hat was sad.

This corner smells like cat pee. Her cats pee under the couch she said. It smells nasty, I'm moving away. Sheesh, my EYES ARE WATERING. how nasty is that???

I totally knew Emma was gonna fall in love with Liv's brother. I knew fom the moment they had that conversation just before her wedding. It was so obvious.

I'm taking a break to lay out my sleeping bag.

I Have to go, we're turning the lights out and Chy wants her laptop off. Night.

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