Commercial Rvws.

Okay. I feel like beating somebody up right now. Might as well be the television, right???

T Mobile Family Fave's commercial:
How stupid is that? 'She thinks you're super delicious'? 1- IDIOT. 2- ew. nasty. 3- IDIOT. Nobody would ever believe that. it's not even funny. And the little girl who says it? Point: LITTLE. GIRL. Not cool.

KFC commercial:
The one where they're all like, we have the freshest ingredients, how do we know, I'm the cook here. Point one: these restaurants really should give up on the fresh ingredients angle. It's not like it matters when every single fast food place claims to be healthier and then fries the freshness right out of their food. and here's the worst part: Then she goes, 'There's one of us in every KFC.' NO DUH. No, seriously, I thought the chicken committed suicide and ROASTED THEMSELVES ALL ON THEIR OWN.

Secret Life of the American Teenager:
Several reasons why i hate this show so very, very much. I depend on hating this show. I am fueled on sarcastic comments about this show. Let's start:
1- The title. Yes, because she keeps the secret of her pregnancy SO well. Besides that, of course it's the AMERICAN ttenager, because every teen in america goes and gets pregnant at fifteen. It's natural!!!!
2- The idea. The whole freaking show is about SEX. How repulsive is that? And they're not even teaching safety. They promote it. They get people pregnant. Pregnancy is wonderful thing.... AFTER you get your drivers' license.
3- The ads. "The moment you've all been waiting for- the BIRTH.' Yes. Because all of America is just waiting so breathlessly to watch a poor teenage girl push out a baby. One: EW. Two: WRONG. Three: DISRESPECTFUL. Four: OUTRIGHT DISGUSTING. I can't believe anybody watches this show.
this list goes on and on.
and on.
and on.
I, however, will not.

Kyle XY:
Far be it from me to enjoy freakish things, but this show is awesome. I can't believe they're cancelling it. I think I'm the only one in this country who actually watches it. Disappointing.

iCarly:
This show is way weird. But not unenjoyable. It's a silly sort of weird, and the first few episodes were cheesy, and sometimes the jokes are still bad, but overall I have fun watching it and get a lot of laughs out of it.

True Jackson VP:
I hate this show so much. The first time I watched it it was alright. ThenI watched it again and realized that the only thing I liked about it was the theme song. Catchy song; sucky show. It's just another way to sell T-Shirts, and it isn't even funny. (Psst... don't tell, because it would be BAD MANNERS, but her clothes are UGLY). I hate how they always make the main characters aboslutely perfect. Did you notice there's a pattern to every show? I'll mention it. This pattern?Main character: Perfect. Two friends: Boy, idiot. Girl, idiot in certain episodes, normal in others.

In iCarly, there: Main character, perfect. Two friends: Boy, nerd; girl, violent, idiot in some episodes, normal in others.

That's So Raven, which i like, BTW, has the same basic pattern: Main character- Almost perfect. A little self-absorbed. Friends: Boy, gangster, but still a little nerdy. No girl likes him. girl, idiot in some episodes, okay in others.

See, all the patterns are the same.Review a couple other shows and see if their basic character patterns match.

Sound-enhancing Thing:
You know, the one that's supposed to look like a cell-phone earpiece but really it helps your hearing? It pictures a man going hunting. Well, what happens when you pulll the trigger? If it actually works, you'll blast your eardrums out with the backfire. "Perfect for hearing conversations from 30 yards away"? Eavesdropping much? And in bingo, she shouts "BINGO!" well, what if the person right next to you gets it first, then screams in your ear? You'll be no better off than your beloved Hunting Husband. These commercials are such crap.

Okay, now I'm bored. See ya soon...

TLG