Friday, November 21, 2008

Twilight

I went to see Twilight the movie today, and boy did it SUCK. Here are the reasons:

1-Totally inexperienced actors. They were so cheesy i wanted to barf. It would have been a lot less painful for such an 'obsessionist' like myself.
2- Horrible special effects. When he runs, you can SEE his feet aren't touching the ground, which pretty much lets out the fact that he's on the cable. Even though you already know that, I'd prefer they be more discreet about it. His climbing up the tree scene? COME ON!! They could have put a LITTLE effort into this. He didn't even sparkle right. All they did was pour sparkle power all over him. Seriously, guys? What's going on up in Hollywood?
3- they left out all the good parts, like the funny parts, and the developing of Bella and Edward's relationship. They didn't even add in the Charlie-Edward bond, which makes the hate radiating from Charlie in the books kinda fizz out.
4- BOOOO-RIIIIING!!! If they made the commercials so interesting, don't you think they should have made the movie they were advertising interesting?

Okay, i know movies are never as good as their books, but take Harry potter. HIS movies are good enough to be enjoyable. They are CLOSE, if not almost completely THERE. Twilight? not so much. I've got a lot more ranting and raving coming on, but i don't think i can keep typing it this fast without making typos. I think I'll read a bit or watch TV or something and let it all drain out. I'll tell you about the debate we had in school today tomorrow, if i remember. It was pretty interesting. TTYL! (Those of you who have read my JennaGirl13 blog, you know what I really mean by that!!!)

Twilight Girl!!!

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